Parenting and teaching are sure to bring hilarious moments like these conversations reported by teachers.
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TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find <?xml:namespace prefix = st1 ns = “urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:smarttags” />North America.
MARIA: Here it is.
TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell “crocodile?”
TEACHER: No, that's wrong
GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
DONALD: H I J K L M N O.
TEACHER: What are you talking about?
DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.