Business Humor and Quotes

Humor and quotes for business communications

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A closed mouth gathers no foot.



A committee is a group that keeps minutes and loses hours. – Milton Berle



A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking.



A consultant is an ordinary person a long way from home.



A crisis is when you cannot say “let's just forget the whole thing.”